In an earlier post I called attention to the alarming inaction of the Authorities in response to the mysterious but no doubt nefarious provocations of “Simone Giertz”, Mad Scientist.
Just in the last week, Giertz struck again, writing in Popular Mechanics, using her Internet Mind Rays to entice our wayward and innocent youth to construct a nefarious contraption she calls “An Applause Machine”.
She draws in the gullible with the morally dubious promise of a machine that “will do your clapping for you”. Built from weird alien technology from the planet Arduino, and apparently using hands taken from either vivisected prisoners or vat grown human clones, what does this device really do?
What, we want to know, is inside that box?